My boss's daughter sent me facebook friend request...

"Bandit" (2bandit) 01/07/2015 at 22:29 • Filed to: None

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She is attractive though...

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > Bandit 01/07/2015 at 22:32

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Approve her request. Hit that. Prove your dominance by taking over his pack.

bob and john > Bandit 01/07/2015 at 22:32

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hehe.

I'd accept it. have a chat or two, but dont jump in too hard :P

Unless you hate your boss. then both feet in LOL

AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC > Bandit 01/07/2015 at 22:34

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There's only one way to find out if it's a trap or not.

dogisbadob > Bandit 01/07/2015 at 22:35

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Add her :p

yamahog > Bandit 01/07/2015 at 22:36

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Unless she's 18 and everyone involved is mature enough to be friendly and professional and not be awkward.

PS9 > Bandit 01/07/2015 at 22:37

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1. Sex the daughter
2. Sex the wife
3. Then sex HIM. Being attractive enough for him to mate with despite not liking men is your only shot at taking over the company, and after getting rave reviews of your performance from both his wife and daughter, he'll just have to see for him self. Or try to kill you. One of those two. Either way, your future is on the line, so get to work!

deekster_caddy > Bandit 01/07/2015 at 22:39

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I'm not friending anyobody I work with. No way, no how. Some former colleagues that became friends, sure.

Steve in Manhattan > Bandit 01/07/2015 at 22:40

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Do not decline, do not accept. When he's no longer your boss, proceed.

zeontestpilot > Bandit 01/07/2015 at 22:41

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I hate those random requests. People from HS try to friend me, and to be honest, I'm sick of it. Unless we were buddy buddy then, I could care less. FB, to me, is a way to contact friends and families I don't normally see.

FB isn't MySpace.

zeontestpilot > yamahog 01/07/2015 at 22:43

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Exactly. If something goes wrong or weird, well....it's your boss's daughter. It could be like tying your own noose.

D > Bandit 01/07/2015 at 22:46

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it's a test

Bandit > zeontestpilot 01/07/2015 at 22:49

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I get great joy from deleting friends... is that weird. I went from 250 to 130 in two weeks. Kinda shows how little I care about people.

Bandit > yamahog 01/07/2015 at 22:50

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She's a year ahead of me in my college

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > yamahog 01/07/2015 at 22:53

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That's a quitter's attitude.

Takuro Spirit > Bandit 01/07/2015 at 22:54

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TTIWWOP

jariten1781 > Bandit 01/07/2015 at 22:57

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One of the reasons you need an actual Facebook for actual friends and an 'everyone else' Facebook if you're going to facebook-ize.

zeontestpilot > Bandit 01/07/2015 at 23:06

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Lucky, I can't bring myself to do that (yet). I can only limit how many new friends I can accept.

Trunk Impaired 318 > Bandit 01/07/2015 at 23:09

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If you know her outside of work and there isnt a significant age difference, why not?

JGrabowMSt > AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC 01/07/2015 at 23:10

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James May does not seem to know quite how that's supposed to work.

AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC > JGrabowMSt 01/07/2015 at 23:13

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Yes, but that can be easily taught and corrected. His hip movements though...that is an art form many seek to master yet few can accomplish.

JGrabowMSt > AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC 01/07/2015 at 23:16

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It looks more like a slow motion hula hoop. That's most certainly very incorrect.

Scary__goongala! > Bandit 01/07/2015 at 23:53

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Why not?, she didn't send you a nudey or anything............................................yet...

Hi there > Bandit 01/08/2015 at 00:23

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go for it.

anotherburner111122223333 > PS9 01/08/2015 at 01:45

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Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband!

anotherburner111122223333 > Bandit 01/08/2015 at 01:50

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Both still in college? Go for it. No job at this point is gonna make or break you.

yamahog > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 01/08/2015 at 06:27

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More like the attitude of someone who is rolling her eyes at everyone else in this thread is jumping straight to FACEBOOK FRIEND REQUEST? CLEARLY SEX. If you're not mature enough to be friends with someone you know through professional means without wanting to bone and/or making things awkward, don't bother.

Not to mention how disturbing it is to see people thinking of daughters as property of their father's "pack," and sex as a method of "stealing" her. Gross gross gross.

luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln! > Bandit 01/08/2015 at 08:40

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Wait... you're both in college, at the same school? I take it you've met her in real life? There should be no dilemma here.

Bandit > luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln! 01/08/2015 at 08:59

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I haven't met her, I only know of her. I wouldn't accept someone if I haven't formally met them but I thought it was an interesting enough dilemma

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > yamahog 01/08/2015 at 09:11

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Oh wow. I just read the comment and tried to respond with something funny. I didn't realize I was responding to the fun police. Sorry officer, we'll keep our ball out of the street.

yamahog > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 01/08/2015 at 09:31

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Lol, you were trying to be funny? Try harder.

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > yamahog 01/08/2015 at 10:06

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Considering my comment is the most started response on this post, I'd say I'm doing alright.

Oh, and a pack is about family, not about ownership. Quit trying to twist basic concepts to fit your outrage.

yamahog > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 01/08/2015 at 11:39

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There is really no need to get so defensive over someone simply not finding you funny, but it's not my problem if you seek the validation of others that badly. I'm not seeing what I did to offend you so deeply that you have to resort to being a jerk to me on a personal level every chance you get, either.

And quit trying to think that any of your words required twisting to seem gross. Because they still do, at face value, and other people are more than welcome to their poor taste just as I'm more than welcome to find it gross and unfunny. Contrary to your opinion, though, being popular doesn't automatically make you right.

Sweet Trav > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 01/08/2015 at 11:50

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Use of the word steal, implies that his daughter is both property and is owned by her father.

http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/theft

There were so many avenues to get this to funny town but you went the way that was offensive and misogynistic.

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > Sweet Trav 01/08/2015 at 18:23

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Why did you link me to the word steal and theft? I never used either of them. I said take over his pack. Look at my original post instead of being angry by proxy.

Xyl0c41n3 > yamahog 01/11/2015 at 15:10

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But the stars, Yama! The stars!

The ones that pop up with a faint echo of "huehuehue" in every comment on oppo directed at women who are fighting against the sexism on oppo. And duh, Yama, of course that Facebook friend request means she wants to bone. I mean, isn't that what you mean, too, with every friend request you send out?

Xyl0c41n3 > bob and john 01/11/2015 at 15:13

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-_-

bob and john > Xyl0c41n3 01/11/2015 at 15:21

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whhhat?

Xyl0c41n3 > bob and john 01/11/2015 at 15:26

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......nothing.